Whether you need a Friday laugh, or a cringe, or a sonic weapon to use against the annoying colleague in the next cubicle, look no further than the magnificently awful Reading FC song. It will give you the stupid shivers long after the last notes have played.
But if you’re a Villan, don’t laugh too hard. Remember that our club’s proud history also includes Niki Evans’ execrable 2010 Wembley song. Which might be even worse.
We’re the championees . . .