Kevin Bacon

Aron Johannsson

One of them broke the hearts of teenaged girls…the other one broke Panamanian hearts.

I know I’m not the first one to notice this—Johannsson’s nickname is “Aron Bacon,” for crying out loud—but far be it from me to omit the obvious. Of course, any film about the Icelandic-American striker’s life would have to star the Kevin Bacon of 1984, not today. Given that Johannssen wasn’t born until 1990, a full 6 years after Footloose appeared in theaters, we’re going to have to wait for a deep wrinkle in the time-space continuum.

Kevin Bacon Is No Spring Chicken
Kevin Bacon Is No Spring Chicken